Pink Elephants on Parade

So it would appear that the democrat poster boy, John (Posh Pony) Edwards has been exposed by the National Enquirer as the absolute liberal he is... Liberals you see, are famously selfish. Look at Breck Boy for a perfect example of this...

Here he is running for president. His wife is diagnosed with incurable cancer... but he wants to be president so badly that he simply ignores that and prompts her to continue subjecting herself to the stresses of the campaign trail; all so that he can be elevated the the highest office in the country... a position he obviously feels entitled to...

So then, he obviously finds his wife's chemo-induced hair loss unattractive and decides to doink someone else... Rielle Hunter here:

So tell me... Why is it that liberals always cheat with such utterly bag-worthy women? Perhaps it's because he feels threatened by anyone prettier than he is... What a hideous chud of a skank bag! I mean Mr. Ed had a better dentiture. Seriously, she must have brayed when he mounted her. Good lord!

So wasn't it Edwards that said back in 2004 "The Republicans don't have a monopoly on family values"? Now he's saying, "I started to believe that I was special and became increasingly egocentric and narcissistic.". Edwards, narcissistic... Who'd have thought it. I mean libs aren't ever narcissistic, selfish or elitist are they? (Note the use of the facetious font)

Here's another nifty little quote directly off of his campaign site: "I began my presidential campaign here to remind the country that we, as citizens and as a government, have a moral responsibility to each other, and what we do together matters." Why is it that liberals always use the the word "moral" when there's not a one of them that have a clue what real morals are?

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