What the hell is going on?

How many female teachers is it so far this year that have molested their students? This is getting downright creepy! Could it be that George Bush's winning a second term as president has sent their liberal little brains over the deep end? I mean this is just starting to become all too frequent! Wait! I know what it is. The left's insistance on secular schooling has forced them to replace the Catholic clergy with English teachers! That's it!