Seperated at birth?

You decide!

Change We Can Believe In?

Chuckles and Gaffolini

Christmas Greetings

To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and here's hopes for a happier New Year!

Check Out This Quote

Check out this unbelievable quote from Michelle!

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Al Quaeda Misinformation

Some time ago Al Quaeda number two man Ayman al Zawahiri posted a new video message in which he mocked President-elect Obama. He called him a "house negro". This of course goes to show that Al Quaeda doesn't truly understand us. Obama was in the Senate after all.

A Political Equation

Here is a little political math for you...

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The more I hear, the more I really like the Palins. It is really clear that they are real red meat Americans. They are precisely the kind of people that inhabit most of "fly-over country"... They are not representative of the snooty liberal elites that inhabit their haughty polluted cities on the parenthetical coasts of this nation like parasites feasting on the bounty that their interior inhabiting "inferiors" provide.

I just watched Todd Palin's first national interview with Greta van Sustern. It was interesting that I didn't feel any creepy feeling exuding from him like there is when I see the Ms. Obama. There was no slip up revealing a true hatred for America like ol' Michelle's. I also failed to get the idea that this guy harbors any hidden derision for those of us who "cling" to god or guns.

Why does genuineness so irk the left? They are so busy loathing the rich and those who embrace religion (provided that religion is traditional religion and not wicca, islam, scientology or some other tripe), Why do they hate those who are not like them, like those who pursue traditional means to feed and protect their families? They call us "the haters" and yet they are the ones being hateful.

Let me ask you this... Who would you rather be trapped in a survival situation or natural disaster with? You know, a hurricane, plane crash or blizzard. If the world went to hell in a hand basket and all the infrastructure that you have grown so accustomed to should suddenly fall away leaving nothing but bare naked need who would you rather have by your side? The moose huntress and the professional fisherman -or- the community organizer and the ... um what the hell does Michelle do any ways? Why would your choice differ for a survival situation for this entire nation?

Oh well... nuf' said on that... otherwise they'll remember that Barack isn't running against Sarah Palin... He's running against McCain.

Hey, did you notice something?

Reichsführer Ron Paul did not win the Iowa caucuses as had been widely predicted by his neo-Nazi followers. I guess things in the real world are a little different from hacking online polls. Oh well, perhaps they'll throw another "Tea party 07" where the anarchist, disaffected Hitler-youth can forego getting another swastika tattoo and give the money they saved up for it to the Paul campaign! Oh wait, they've already given that money so perhaps they'll have to steal the smaller children's lunch money for their next donations.

Of course we all know that the Zionist controlled puppet poll workers really stole the election from the most honorable, venerated Reichsführer Dr. Paul. All of those millions of votes for him were secreted in ET's colon and sent aboard a top-secret black helicopter to Dick Cheney's secret underground lair (the one where he plotted the 9/11 attack). There they will be folded by Halliburton slaves into party hats that will be worn to celebrate the day when the Jews secure their final domination of the world.

Of course the Ronpaulians™ can revel in the consolation that their candidate actually pulled in more votes than the widely known RINO, Rudy Giuliani...

When asked for comment, Dr. Paul said: "Der siegen fliegen fahrvergnügen pööpen glööpen! Sieg hiel!"

A Contrast in Parenting

Well, it would appear that the Thomas Nelson Inc., a Christian publisher has decided to shelve Lynne Spears' book on parenting. Lindsey Noble, spokesperson for the publisher refused to acknowledge whether the decision was based upon the recent revelation that 16 year old Jamie Lynne Spears, sister of Britney Spears and Nickelodeon TV star was pregnant.

Look, Mrs. Spears, what exactly makes you think that you can speak with any authority on the subject of parenting? You've raised two absolute train wrecks that have done nothing but provide a pivotal role model for the bimbofication of teen aged girls everywhere. On another note, who at that publishing company ever thought this was a good project? I wonder if that person is sitting at the unemployment office right about now.

When asked how she got pregnant, actress Jamie Lynne Spears replied "I kept a tellin' uncle Bubba to git off'n me 'cause he was a squishin' mah cigarettes but he wouldn't." Ok, so perhaps that isn't an exact quote, but I'm sure she said something just as classy.

Now lets contrast Lynne Spears with Frederick Dominguez.

Last Sunday after church Mr. Dominguez and his three children drove into the northern California wilderness to pick a Christmas tree. The family became disoriented while trying to pick just the right one and could not find their way back to their vehicle. Dominguez and his family managed to find a culvert to shelter in as a winter storm descended on the area. The family was found and rescued just as another storm threatened to bury them under an even deeper blanket of snow.

Mr. Dominguez is quoted as telling his 18 year old son, "Son, I would tell you what I bought you for Christmas if I thought we weren't going to make it".

The contrast between Mr. Dominguez and Mrs. Spears is stark.

One parent has tried to profit off of her children any way she could and in the end has done nothing but contribute a pair of dilapidated emotional derelicts to the moral dross that is pop culture.

The other parent was spending quality time with his children and when calamity arose, Mr. Dominguez used his head and provided a strong example of leadership for his children. His children I'm sure will be stronger people for their experience and due to the involvement of this parent in their lives.

Kudos Mr. Dominguez.

Monkey See, Monkey Do...

I've always contended that a wise manager should rush to hire new college graduates while they still know everything. It appears I may have to revise that as scientists have found that chimps are better at head math than know-it-all college students.

A Little Science to Disperse the Levity

Are you aware that currently there is an object in the solar system larger than the sun... and no it isn't the Algore's Tennessee mansion (although it does come close). The comet Holmes ' coma has now officially been measured and determined to be larger than the diameter of the sun. This little comet has been full of surprises. First it suddenly ramps up its brightness one-million fold overnight, then its coma bloats to these herculean proportions. The image below compares the size of Holmes' coma, the Sun and Saturn (the little blob in the lower right corner).


Now, I know the sudden appearance of such vexing object in the sky may be troubling to you Ron Paul supporters out there, but you can trust me there is no space ship hiding in the tail of this comet that'll whisk you away to paradise... So back away from the rat poison laced KoolAid otherwise the evil Zionists will win this upcoming election...



I mean give me a break if Ron Paul isn't Applewhite reincarnated, then that similarity in appearance has to at the very least be due to some familial relationship.

For everyone else, if you wish to find this thing in the sky to take a look, check out this sky chart courtesy of Space.Com:

I spent a little time out looking at it the other night. If I can get a nice patch of clear sky I may make a point to drag one of the scopes out and snap this guy's picture.

Blogging the CNN Democrap Party Debate

Ok, so lacking anything better on the boob tube to watch, I decided to spin my dial over to Ted Turner's Communist News Network to look at the commie dog and pony show...

So here's the synopsis...

One dude claimed that he hated George W. Bush...

Then another chimed in to claim that he hated George W. Bush far more than the previous speaker.

Then some bulge eyed hag chimed in with a croak, that not only does she hate George W. Bush more than the previous two, but that she hated him so much that she wouldn't even sleep with either of his daughters.

There was some raucous laughter then some very short guy that looked something like this (only with dark hair):


chimed in to say something about how he hated George W. Bush so much that not only would he not sleep with either of his daughters, but that he'd also ask his friends, the star beings from Gamma Orionis to deposit George W. Bush on the face of the sun (of course only after the proper railroading in a trumped up impeachment proceeding).

Then some silver haired, balding guy stood up and ridiculed the previous gentleman's belief in "star beings". He did so in both English and Spanish so that all of his illegal immigrant voters would feel a greater connection with him. He continued to indicate that he hated George W. Bush so much that he hated everything he stood for including low taxes, the constitution and the whole damned country. His hate was so great, that he'd hand the keys to the whole shooting match right over to some random islamic dude in the audience wearing an explosive vest who claimed to be a victim of profiling as reparations.

Then some african american gentleman stood up and changed the entire course of the conversation saying, "I needs to axe a question, where the white woman at that gots a crush on me?"

The mention of that particular young lady caught the interest of the previously mentioned goggle-eyed female candidate who remarked that unlike George W. Bush's daughters, she would sleep with the gal who had a crush on the african american candidate without hesitation.

The candidates then moved on to address which one of them wanted to screw the troops the worst and declare defeat in Iraq the fastest. They then moved on to scrapping the free market in favor of the communist system, who would levy the highest taxes, and who would felate the president of Iran the fastest...

At about that point I became so entirely disenchanted with the process that I conceded defeat and switched over to watch an ancient re-run of Walker Texas Ranger. While that was far less fun than gouging my eyes out with rusty teaspoon, it was an infinite improvement over the Communist Party of America's debate.